Please add your poetry and save it. Magnetic coil heart, Green fiberglass tendons, Seventy eight eyes and a one-fingered hand. Yes, your mom is truly a terrifying beast 3.25 inch mouth Eats iron on plastic. Labors for us with a Tiny silicon Brain. Our son, aged though he is, Has but an infant's mind. Dependent, retarded, Yet we still love him. This computer sucks And so does this poem but that's okay, because I'm lazy. Pull the plug right now Put me out of my sorrow My life is all pain Goat Goat goat goat, goat. Goat. Goat goat. Goat is good, Goat is nice... In this information age This little computer with no Hard Drive and funny sounding keyboard Does me No good. Brandon brandon brandon Brandon brandon brandon seagull.... fBrandon. do not chain your heart to me the wind always blows me away the light in me shines frantically weakness in shadows stay if you can see behind my eyes and touch beneath my skin i'll kiss you under diamond skies and play when we're being called in Writing essays on the computer is such a chore cause you can get distracted Oh why must people brag about their amazing SAT scores naive and stuck-up frosh pity for me for suffering through their debate "Caltech Property?" Like, How can you OWN a computer, man? I wonder if I'm getting an infection my heart jumps cautiously into my throat because she wrote me a simple note a hip hop, a hippy, a hippy to the hip hip-hop and you don't stop I am the total spaz. Yes. Yes, I am. i am a source of complication and bliss Yikes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe Gum! 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Brawny Prawny ....... i done good Thats not poetry hey, i didn't use capital letters or punctuation.... it's close enough... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................... imagine: santa claus does a belly dance shake, my pretty, shake! jiggle, babooshka! JIGGGGGLLLLLE koala! hamster hamster hamster 3hamster hamster hamster hamster gerbil...wait, that's not right. Hamster, hamster... squirtle squirtle mrrrrrr- who ate dem blowfish fugu who ate dem all through goo? Old school ********************************************************************************************************************************************************* how many cows are possible? I'm all hat and no cattle! Do the chinchilla dance Tansu tansu tansu dance dance dance go chinchilla go four fish leave go cat foo cat foo sed sed foo sed .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................king wheely dealy HAVE SOME SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Signed, Gautham mmm, tasty Question not my intentions, and dont mind the pihranas.... Hi there. I feel like going pupu. Where is the bathroom? Down there are to the left. i feel like an idiot This school turns my stomach. brandishing teeth and knives, the little monkey stirs Sleep. I remember sleep. It was nice. I am now a creature of the night (and day). After days without Sleep come the visions. Weeks later, true Understanding is reached. That is when Secrecy must take over, for They will not let you go free once they Know. man when i tireds, i sleeps. i bitcheth not, and sleep more mmmmmmm sleep me babbeeeee!!! squggle squiggle bunch bunch lawd that sexy man he's got a hunch hip hop toe away we go tastee slow low and where that kitty bat bat fuzzy go? Yo mama I am dying. My screen is fading. I wish to be creamated. By nuns. ............ ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................+ make it worth it 123456789 987654321 5468279....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................13 I started the fires... They don't really exist. stop the alarms please. -Koala P. Dentalplan _Ode To Grits_ Warm, fulfilling mush. Oh, delicious Mother Grits, Hallowed be thy name. That blandly salted slush Of wondrous sandy bits That flavour so wild and free; Shall ne'er, nay NE'ER tamed be. --on behalf of The Caped Texan, sans cape kitsune............. * I can't seem to find any pants. Where did I put them? muck cum much cum hum kum mukcuh huck mu mukuhc recently, i have noticed, the abrupt and extreme drop in the quality of my life; please; feed me hot chocolate yes, feed me hot chocolate, that i may drown in the brown depths of its despair.. ,,. i want to rage against machines when i grow up also, i want to be godzilla also, i want some chocolate. also, i want to go to sleep. also, a godzilla made of chocolate would be acceptable. it would be better if he were asleep, too, 'cuz that would make it easier to eat him. feel the wonderasdfsetfawdg awrtihml/a fgl6;fgioasfa fayou are a freakhlasdhfoadfohaf hae "tequila, scorpion honey, harof the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!" -T.R. "S.L.W.W." welcome friends to the other side. AAAAAWWWWW..... hippie bitch you got that itch awww. hippie bitch you got that itch i met her at a dead show smoking pot, selling flowers her name was moonstone man, she really... needed a shower she said, make love, not war what in the hell are we fighting for? i said, i don't know, cool beans, can i have a hit of that gonja weed? AAAWWWWW.... hippie bitch, you got that itch awww hippie bitch, you got that itch. she took me out to her vw van she said, you into green peace? i said, sure man she said, save the whales, i said- pack your trash we both laughed, and she pulled out her stash... rolled up some doobies, put on some x-rated movies, lifted up her shirt, and showed me her boobies! her chest was hairy and my brain was friedddd that was the night, my love noodle died awwww... hippie bitch, you got that itch hippie bitch you got that itch maybe it was something about her armpit hair, was she wearing tie-dyed underwear? she said, take a bite of this brownie i made, it's a lemonise-hash while your mind's fresh baked i thought it right through the sky, man, i've never, been this high graw fo sheeth I fweg my teeth little girlie smashmouth stealin jam in grown-up paste Our life and everything we own. All we have needed to exist -the interdependences family, etc. They are but a debt to death. It is There once was a man named Carnot Who taught me to keep the waste low He gave me a pat And an adiabat But my engine just don't wanna go.`` you're never gonna keep me down unless it's with epoxy. or probably nails.. and who could forget duct tape! 3654987654321123456789 tat tat tat, CA ca tag, G. A, TA, ta-ta! ga-ga at a gatt sjit happens shit, too spjut happens sphit, too i enjoy this keyboard. Why? its smooth, well-oiled springs are a delight to my weary worn fingertips The imagery! *bows* Why do you poke me so? because i am hoping your viscera will spontaneously explode outwardsly. Meru once wrote a poem. It was so beautiful, we all crapped our pants. Also, Bill Brasky is one son of a bitch! Gthrgggle Kreeeehhth Zahhhhhhf But I'm just a lowly computer? Why do you poke me so? mm, pokie also, you are filled with goo Don't make me call my daddy! big lenin? huh? huh? his corpse is frozen in the ground by now!!! Zombie Lenin shall not prevail against me.. Daddy daddy laura's being mean to me! make it stop! *Zombie lenin comes* *i thwack it with a spatula* *Zombie lenin runs away cryyying to HIS daddy* *Tux smites you* with WHAT? a hamburger? A rotten hamberger!!! fortunately, my garbage disposal is adequately equiped to deal with such things lenin spits on yor garbage disposal! ah, lenin's spit is oily and wonderful! my garbage disposal now works better than it ever has before ! Lenin's spit is made of HF! well, my disposal's made of HF resistant plaaaastic and besides, by 'HF,' you meant Honeyed Ferret yumyum! I want some! well, go track lenin down and ask him if you can borrow some of his spit. I spit on you i am unmoved you are now moved! no, the rest of the dabney computer lab moved around me. Tux summons a dragon! fortunately, the dragon he summoned was by chance my childhood friend Sally. we chat for a few hours, go out to tea, then come back and spit on you. That was only a ploy to get you off yoru guard; when you are not looking, sally eats you! only because she knows that i find the accomodations of her interior to be quite warm and cozy, and surprisingly well lit. i study for hours in her wonderful tummy, and ace all of my midterms, while you spend hours outside cackling madly with what you THOUGHT was successful execution of your evil plan, and flame out, and go to PCC, where tux no longer respects you. Sally drinnks 21 tequilas.. and you get drunk and fail you finals! (Joe approves, howver) i don't DRINK the tequila, of course, i only collect it and use it to burn in lamps to further enhance my studying ability. the aroma is conducive to work. you are scrod. 1 The lamps explode, sally gets mad regurgitates you and starts chewing on you! naw, she can't throw up. she just explodes. and you die with her.. but we were all sad.. but then ! as the smoke billows away, you begin to discern the edges of a shadow.... a HUMAN shadow... it's ME! it turns out, i'm inviiiiiiiincible!!!! i pick up a machete. you are SCROD. To be continued......... and laura finally dies LIES! ========== nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..that is the sound a phys12 book makes as it rests on a keyboard. i guess physics really IS poetic. Or zen. That's a pretty zen sound, if you ask me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ode to a Squid Oh squid, how dost thou love me? Let me count the ways. Thou lovest me with thy tentacles, Yea, tentacles of mighty pow'r Tentacles of tremendous torque and shear They tear my flesh and make me fear The Squid below; my darkest hour Thou lovest me with thy suckers and hooks Yea, suckers and hooks adorn thy arms Suckers to hold me close and dear Hooks to tear and rend and rear Truly, I appreciate thy squidly charms Thou lovest me with thy beak ************ I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD! I am made of plastic isn't it craptastic by the way, the thing with a bunch of wires and buttons is a mouse. Try it. through the galleries of cheese cream, one comes who remembers all the spiculous announcements, made to the jelly fish ik nsan-verebro. out of the darnkess comes one spinach eating piles of sour cream and waving 12 spoons througna relativistic doorknob baked in a sea of plastic small jellyfish works imbrulating through the consciousness of my dog's left toenail do not rosake the apple crust, but5 delving deep into the central votreck speculatin gall the memjbranes as uif they were no more please do ont recapitulate before storing the embryo in a giant glass p[umpkin but rather, spooning great heaping lumps of half-baked high school students, confused, as if one in an eggshell, butr reaching ever forwqarads into the darnkesses inherent in anyone tryinv to eat a lemon inside-out clearly we mu a,MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Oh say can you sneeze by the frond's burly might what so proudly we snailed at the lignite's last screaming? Whose dead snipes and light cars Through the querulous gripe o'er the clam hearts we launched were so candidly schemi0/=========>/ \0l, Roses are red, pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between. I wrote a poem. I wrote it in Rome. It's not really a poem, because it doesn't rhyme. Silly pidgeons Pudging me Mewling rascals Wrecking me All of that makes sense, except for "pudging." What does "pudge" mean? qwertyuiop...it doesn't say "ilikepolka"! What's wrong?!?!?!!!!!1!!!1 And yet, we found the phalluses quite endearing. endearing. en deer ring ring-a-ling ling with sugar on top The etymology of foobar FOOBAR!!! It makes me happy in the pants. It makes my pants happy in the plants. But plants can't have scant pants. That would ba a travesty, indeed. eyeballeyeballeyeballeyeballeyeballeyeballeyeball balleye? oh me, oh my, oh pumpkin pi e `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` That makes no sense, by the way. Wow, I say things, and he types them. Hmm... does he understand parody? parity? Control H ... in preparation. ewwwwwww you mean ^H, right? as in parody^H^H^Hity? you are an asshole^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H really wonderful person! no, no, no! I said you are a maggot-infested string bean. EE 40, in PHP: eyes)) $r[] = array_pop($newt[$i]->eyes); } return $r; } ?> Is the backspace key even allowed? yes click vroooom m muh muh muh my reindeer flies sideways. Your mom is a stdlib! <<-wtf? Segmentation fault. Core dumped. Once there was an elephant who tried to use the telephant Oh no, I mean an elephone who tried to use the telephone [stuff I don't remember] The more he tried to get it free the louder buzzed the telephee I fear I'd better drop this song of elephop and telephong. Gloif! Smojeltipf? Pklefot. You sunk my battleship!! Yaargh, I'm going to bed. It's twelve o'clock noon. I sleep in a drawer. I sleep in a bucket! I sleeep in a tub. .but a ni peeels I !tekcub a ni peels I .reward a ni peels I .noon kcolc'o evlewt s'tI Are you a cat? no Are you sure? OCTOPUS!!!!!!!! <====YOUR MOM----! $$$$fish. That's right...FOUR $ SIGNS! TAKE THAT, PHP!!!! Oh, go snorkel your bees. That's right. Bees, motherfucker! BURNING BURNING BURNING (banana) {sweet breeze} in my hair; BURNING BURNING BURNING (apple) Is this a haiku? Or is there a different word When there's just one verse? Or was it the case That the content mattered too, Mentioning seasons. tim chang mitch ang matching mac thing mac night can might manic Hg Mt. MiG nacht gin match timothy chang hang, city moth! tiny gothic ham I have captured one too few ducks And one too many beavers. Oh well, too late now. --History of the Platypus, Book IV: Noah's Mistake yoinkage of my snausages glaaaaaaah What is the frequency, O great one? Turning and turning in the widenening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer. Things fall apart; The center cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. The blood-dimmed tides are loosed and the ceremony of innocence is drowned. (insert the rest of this) I am the Lord your God. I am the Lord your duck. Thou shalt have no other ducks before me! Everything is cheese for me this time. All rolled up in a ball. I am alone. This cheese is mines. <==what? antflower handgrenade dinosaur. i'mmmmm druuunkk! TND rules. ----------------------- We feel the lives of thousands of souls gone from this freedom There's no one here but your ghost and regrets How you were wrapped in the whirlpool of laughing demons and eternal mindfuck that weakened your body and your will You are here to relive to find, to decide and to live again ignorant of the chains that trail you and keep you searching -Rahne Pistor 5/6/05 -------------- Mushrooms on crack? No. Seek the weasel For only the weasel shall lead you to success Have ye sought the weasel? Forsooth! For weasels are like muffins: their incongruity is exceeded only by horseradish. Although sometimes we may think that we are the only chickens in the box FEAR NOT, for you are on FIRE and your pantaloons shall vaporize instantaneously. Only lawful and neutral (not chaotic) creatures are harmed by the spell. [-5 pts: RPG reference.] What do you mean, lugnuts? Fetch me a thermocouple immediately! the wall is coming down send me my celery but not my astronomer listen to bach, fool play go, fool fuckin' antelope got away I am the Lord your Dog As someone who is not even slightly dyslexic, I find that joke offensive. Wait . . . no . . . just amusing. Doo doo doo DOO doo! Doo doo doo DOO doo! death by ant ass bludgeoning!!!! CUT OFF BRICK'S GOD SUPPLY! -jburn 'em Due to weasels, my pants have been sucked into a black hole. doodle-oo-doo, doodle-oot-doot-doo doodle-oo-doo, doodle-oot-doot-doo o pointy bird o pointy pointy how does your garden grow? 1350W is a lot. Do not cook a hot pocket for more than a minute and a half in a 1350W microwave. -France Dang censorship! 2244444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444..mnn Humans: food -> Humans Chickens: eggs -> eggs Where did all the purple pudding go? A preposition is an improper word to end a sentence with. Bah! This machine is being faster than my G4 right now! Bah! m-i-c k-e-y h-o-u-s-e gargle barferstork snarficles M-a-g-i-n-o-t M-o-u-s-e-0 I like Polka Never end a sentence with a noun. This sentence is a light shade of bluish green. Never end a sentence preposition-with. waming flotter tofu calamity, observed, with the square trombone. Thus, we allocate a clam for revegetation of triumphal sausages, allaying wombat resurrection orgies. Seek the nodules of life, sir! May they extrude glamor upon the terebinths, and protrude glossily upon your tantalum capacitors, emitting hoptoads of talking prune juice. Thus, we correlate swan microprocessors and evince terrible toads of doom, erasing the conglomerated pomagranates of Mr. Bush. Although we forsook him on the spaceship, the wallaby of Flat Death Pain approaces us with the green light, emitting grass stems and purple iron weasels. Please do not portray me as a pink flamingo; the isosceles quills of the porcupine of sausages seek me and destroy me with ugsome brilliance. Can you hear the mushroom? It smells like chloroform, but we talk in percentages, and your mother is a muskrat. Unbeknownst to you, the luminous tortoises strut in their blackened wallaby protruberances, snowing upon the Peaks of Horrible Chaos. Belay that, my friend octothorpe. We have not found the actuators of Hercules and his spiders. Take that, phalarope! Pulverize your inner wallaby, Fred! ammonia calamari...tasty with much happy Ammonium katamari...disturbing with much rolling Calamari domicile? smock block rock roc BoC dock flock glock grok hock jock Koch lock mock mach crock talk squawk pock poprock bloc spock walk stalk stock epoch doc Spock Her name was Satan; She was a show girl. [This comment censored by Tool of the Man #67261342-X4 due to its inappropriate nature.] damn the man. save the empire. i like the sound of this keyboard. i hate the taste of this keyboard. it tastes like burning. I taste like the sound of burning. Girls will no longer be allowed to play here. It is so decided. And so it shall be for ever and ever. So there. ever read "herland?" we gals don't need you anymore. you're obsolete. like pants. for a good time, call Snake at x1461. robot pig volcano turtles are sexy. but not as sexy as spider breast explosion llamas. goddami, why with the crappy poetry?? take your shit to suicide girls some pics too, why not god i hate scones sooooo much,,,, fuckk scones dead.... fuck scones like i fucked my dead mom..... and so on and so forth.,.... shit, did that make sense? who cares... life is good, i'm awake, and i;ve been shitfaced for about 6 hrs.... so llife is not opnly good, brain is ahppy... darb sucks at the piano fuck you, i'm drukn too... andf i'm learrning the dvorak keyboard, so i probablyt suck even more... BITCHES I"M DRUNK youGot soME PIE?? �� ĩ ú��^ ��~^ �� ^ ^��Ծ�� Ķ��ō� �~��!!!!! you he3ard what i said! chem three sucks the eyeballs out of a newt.38888888qdheumcjxx jjjj7e88888(#*( And when I say a newt, I mean a newt that is already dead and leaking newt parts. Have I mentioned that chem 3 sucks?=... I newted Meru's mom last night. It was the hottest thing on three legs since the time Josh had sex with that armadillo. I didn't experience any strong visual effects, except for the time the tree root turned into a badger and tried to eat my leg. Yay, tasty Viking soup! Also, the tree root really *did* turn into a badger and try to eat your leg. I was there. I saw it too. anatawabakanasakanamk vigor vector vituperative void It doesn't rattle when you shake it...it must be solid state! uncle ben's flavorful rice chicken and herb taste the flavour in every grains stove top directions cook rice bombard with decaying 235U expunge plutonic solids and / enjoy! Platonic, you mean? soooooooo drunk if yoiu get this, y9ou suck ballz.... there is nothhkng eter thann sukcing nballls.... maybe sucking tiittlds tho..../. its sal, good at this popjijnt//// it rweallly,, lall good ] Tghe ramblings of a druken bastard. ants!!! ants/11 giant onese!!! eeeeeatinfg my face!!@!! aaaaahhhh drink, ok? OK. So you are drunk. You don't really have to tell us every time you get drunk. We'll figure it out. Go to hell. I don't see why you can't cut a drunkard a little slack, you righteous piece of shit. Sorry...I guess I was being a bit of an asshole. -Self-righteous POS Even drones can fly away. The queen is their slave. tweak the volume. get into the groove, 'cause it's jazz, right? but take away the cues that connect you to the moment and the place. turn the volume up and down. tweak it. you ever get the feeling of the OTHER, behind your back, watching you? Something smells slightly funny in the state of California... More than that. hahahaha!!!! That's the funniest smell I've ever smelled! "400 ml PYREX" quotes the beaker. Hah. Like I'm going to believe that. Don't you, though? I know I do! no...it's +/- 5% "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -- Darth Vader "Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry." --Obi-Wan Kenobi Your bike woke me up the other morning i'm afraid that oiling it might only make it worse Something woke me up in Alley 3-5 the other morning ago, but it wasn't a bicycle. Was it tickle-rape? (Indeed it was. Indeed it was.) hey you! ever kicked a dog before? I'm masticating. betu-mu-pi integral e to the x equals f of u to the n Surprise! Buttsecks! I am so angstful Nobody understands me Why can't I get laid Fuck you bitch I'm not your girlfriend. I just want to have hot sex with you. fuck you shut up just die and leave me alone so I can cry fullstop\n\r Lynyrd Skynyrd is just sad that the free bird left them One two three four five Six eight seven nine ten elev en twelve thirteen four Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so That totally wasn't seven syllables. Senator, your penis is very obviously showing. Thank you. yo tengo un mono encima de mis pantalones. What? Breakfast chicken? Chicken? What breakfast human? I want to eat. Not because I'm hungry, because I have work to do. por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas Let there be poker. poke poke poke das gruenes Hemd string I want to lay down all my encyclopedias without snowflakes dan dempsy has a girlfriend? what? i've been doing this for nineteen years you wanna fight me fight these tears My cat done left me, an' I've too much homework. I got the Caltech blues. content that thing toboggan to dream the icy icicles of longevity I put my triple-headed toothbrush next to the door and wave my arms wildly. Ever since she left me there's been owls pukin' in my bed... frogs are generally from spain. However, the owls have been seen as far north as Svalbard in some conditions. Fetch me my turnpike, or I shall be as a calamari tuba, and revegetate the oscillating muskrat with my green hat. this is the way we whack a mole, whack a mole, whack a mole ````````` <---Canada is that way <--- So is La Ca�ada... ��ú��ōú~��־��Ķ��Ϸ��^^^��؈�� Yay I love diacritical marks...they're like critical marks, but doubly so. of the valve of the valve of the valve of the valve of the diode valve data of the data of the data of the data of the data of the coconut walnut Der Wind, Der Wind, das himmlisches Kind, schree hij, Der Wind, der knibbel knabbel knobbel knaeuschet knaeuschet knaeuschechet qui multavervavisserevet in a supine.* I am a pretty pretty princess. wow! this is running multifinder! Ameana puella defetuta tota milia me decem poposcit. ista turpiculo puella naso, decoctoris amica Formiani. propinqui, quibus est puella curae, amicos medicosque convocate, non est sana puella, nec rogare qualis sit solet in aes imaginosum. (Catullus XLI) Is it possible to bitch Tim Chang to death? If only.fnord Ad hoc, quod flobnicum, snork. Froggle wobbits. Grout! froggle weobbits j I am fortunate to be in the chocolate land I am fortunate to be in the chocolate land I am fortunate to be in the chocolate land torquatus ignitus hic carborundum, qui ex patre filioque procedit. et speramus naviculum vestram misellam ad scopulum adlisam iri summersum.mnhm,v jhgvjhf vcbcgfhgfhghgh i am fortunate to be in chocolate lad mmm...chocolate lad... I like my penis. I like to look at my penis all the time. Sometimes I will sit in my room alone and stare at my penis. I like it! Someday, I WILL get laid. Yeah, by BEES! Mouse mouse mouse, mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse Mouse mouse mouse Mouse mouse mouse GROUT!!!!! I am the MOOSE GROUT CREATURE. I come from SPAIN, bringing BEER. If you want BEER from SPAIN, you should ask ME, the MOOSE GROUT CREATURE, for that is my job. I also have FIVE BEANS in a BOX, which are for emergencies only. Hello, GROUT CREATURE! I am the BAT from MARS, bringing the GIFT OF WALLABY LIVERS, which can CURE DISEASES such as LEPROSY and CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME. Why that is wonderful, BAT from MARS! I will buy FIVE in exchange for THREE GALLONS of BEER from SPAIN. That is an ACCEPTABLE offer, MOOSE GROUT CREATURE. This has been an ENJOYABLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION. The above was brought to you by cookies, as is RIGHT and PROPER. Also, BEES. Holy piano wire, cricket man! The bee worshippers are stealing the LSD factory right out from under our noses. alloc_pages -> buffered_rmqueue -> __rmqueue -> setup/clear_superblock Dance, rummy! Dance! TASTUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CANAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! sdfjhjsfsfjisfjeirjioweriwrierjiereiruietuiertuio